Florence + the Machine // Howl
A man who’s pure of heart and says his prayers by night
May still become a wolf when the autumn moon is bright.
If you could only see the beast you’ve made of me,
I held it in but now it seems you’ve set it running free.
The saints can’t help me now, the ropes have been unbound,
I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallow’ed ground.
"If Bertolt is in the party, Reiner’s Defense and Attack Power increases by 60%."
Canon on both sides now I’m so glad.
"If Reiner is in the party, Bertolt’s Defense Power becomes 1.7 times normal."
Dear lord, Bertl, your stats are insane.
I just noticed something, as if the stat bonuses weren’t gay enough…
Reiner’s Defense Stat is Bertl’s height in centimeters (192) and Bertl’s Attack Stat is Reiner’s weight in pounds (210).
homo 60% up
You know… I don’t think there’s a happier pair in the world.
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
you’re doing a good job sammy
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
HES A VICAR?